Tell The Doctor

About A Girl

i like records. i do not like ugly cars. my cat is overwieght. i listen to crappy music. that is all. no one ever calls me. i like it that way. i think tattoos are nice. and long hair on boys.

Today In My Life

Tune:Too Many Babies - Simcoe Street Mob
Mood:bored
Book:Wooden Roster
To Occupy The Time:posting
Item:nothing
Question:uhhhhh?

Old Stuff

Archives
home

Shit

Waste My Time
Fuck
Cheese
Stand Up
Live Free
Laugh
Grandpa
Letters to Jesus
Zefrank

Music

Exact Match
The Ride Theory
Antique Beat
Blind Ambition
Mach Tiver
Cuff The Duke
The Sick Lipstick
20 Hz

People

Zacho
Julia
Gemma
Shane

November 13, 2004


also, i need a flask that says

THUG
LIFE

in script, really big across the front.


what's this... i'm BLOGGING?!









January 08, 2004


oh man



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January 05, 2004


everyone should listen to Tom Waits album Rain Dogs. the end.

going back to TO saturday. yup. dance party with Zacho.

blah

December 30, 2003


Urs says:
ok so i went shopping today and i bought the most comfy pants
peace frog says:
oooooo
Urs says:
they are mens jeans
peace frog says:
hya
peace frog says:
..
peace frog says:
ha
Urs says:
but the jean is so soft and stretchy it feels like im wearing nothing
peace frog says:
wowee
Urs says:
and they are really hip and sylish and just what i was looking for
Urs says:
i got them at a store on Queen called Nosie
Urs says:
noise
peace frog says:
hehehe
Urs says:
they are so rad
Urs says:
and they were on sale, only cost 75 bucks
Urs says:
stupid things were like 150 bucks regular
Urs says:
fucking expensive but oh so awesome clothing
peace frog says:
whoa mang
Urs says:
seriously these are the best pants i've ever worn
Urs says:
and i've been in a lot of pants
Urs says:
boy i'll tell you


blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
holidays are rad.

December 17, 2003


im bores. Deerhoof rocks
everyone needs to check out the Pink Socks.


so i'm in brighton and it's lame.
yesterday i went christmas shopping
tommorow i'm going to the Teeeedddot to hang with Ken
Friday night is Brooke's
Saturday night is the show
Sunday Ken is comming to b-vegas
i'm going to TO for Christmas
staying there till new years or sometime after.....
woot..
blah... today is the 17th... of December...
rumour has it Jesse comes back from Mali tonight.. i don't know.. that is weird..

December 11, 2003


wooooooooooooord. i'm currently listening to Ween radio, all Ween all the time. So awesome. SO AWESOME.
Friday night, Exact Match I'm on the guestlist, go me. Ken's comming with me, Miles will be there.. uhhhh.. should be neat.
Home Saturday probly won't do anything all week, Thursday night 19th party at Brookes with Wax, Exact Match and Tellstory, should be rad. Friday the 20th totally awesome psychadelic freak out downtown B-vegas with Luke's (from garden) new band. Should be interesting, woot. I'm going christmas shopping on Saturday at the mall. Last night i had a dream i was Christmas shopping for my bro and i went to a music store and couldn't find the cd he wanted and it pissed me off. Weird. Blah.

Ween radio is so fucking sweet.
www.ween.com
i need the new Ween cd. blahhhhhhhh.

December 09, 2003


I will be home Saturday.

piggy
The airplane pig... Why? Why are you here? Why
must you taunt us so?!?!


which rejected character are you?
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December 02, 2003


question
why did i eat so myn taquitos?
why?

November 23, 2003


Julia is here
so many pictures taken
will post when uploaded
wooo

November 21, 2003


school. work. school. work. sleep. eat. school.
yup.
i applied for a job at Value Village.

November 19, 2003


From My Guestbook

Martin Tielli: Hello. I heard you were at my show on monday. Do you know anthony loves the merch girl? What is this experiment you speak of, and when will the detailed results be posted?

oh Anthony you silly boy. you only wish you martin tielli in real life, not just on my tagboard

anyhow. I went and saw Martin Tielli the other night and it was amazing! Tonight i'm going to see the Rheosatics. yes i've succumed to the evil ways of Peter and Mrs.Ried.

November 17, 2003


oh Aqua Teen Hunger Force

serisouly all who have a high speed connection. Download some Aqua Teen, on kazza or whatever you use.

also, www.athf.com

and http://www.retrocrush.com/archive/spook/default.htm

have a good day.

mastershake
You're Master Shake! You're manipulative, self-
absorbed, materialistic, rude, lazy, and easily
distracted. Despite all that, you still think
you're the shit.


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November 16, 2003


i'm going to do an experiment. let's see how it goes. i'll maybe even post detailed results!

November 14, 2003


way to go everyone
all get together at Trent
and not tell me
fuck you.

November 04, 2003


this month
Last Night : Ween (was amazing)
Friday 7th : Cuff The Duke
Sunday 9th : One Candle Power
Wednesday 12th : Postage Stamps and Black Maria
Friday 21st : Ride Theory (in Hamilton, doubt i'll go)
Saturday 22 : Wax Mannequin
Saturday 29th : Sick Lipstick

Next Month (so far)
8th : Mindless Self Indulgence
13th : Hot Hot Heat and The Unicorns (wooot!)



i love how none of the people who said "oh i wanna come visit you/oh i'll come visit you in Toronto" have actually done it. way to go guys! keep up the good work. yeup.

blah.

"i was like a pirate without the p" (me, telling Zach that Ween didn't play the Stallion)

HOLY HELL WEEN WAS AWESOME!


November 03, 2003


last night was really fucking.. i don't know what..
tonight is ween..
can't wait..
since we broke up i'm using lipstick again.. (i love Bjork)
Andy dressed up as her for halloween.. i love andy..

November 02, 2003


Smashing Pumpkins are on Much Music, therefore i am pleased.
Thirty Three.
Not happy. But pleased.
Bjork was on Fashion TV earlier. That makes me smile.
I am glad.
I like her clothing.
I used to know a boy who looked like Bill Corrigan. His name was James.
I used to think he was cute. I wonder where he is now. Sometimes.


more bjork...............

I can sense it
Something important
Is about to happen
It's coming up
It takes courage to enjoy it
The hardcore and the gentle
Big time sensuality
I don't know my future after this weekend
And I don't want to



Hyper-Ballad by Bjork

We live on a mountain
Right at the top
There's a beautiful view
From the top of the mountain
Every morning I walk towards the edge
And throw little things off
Like:
Car-parts, bottles and cutlery
Or whatever I find lying around

It's become a habit
A way
To start the day

I go through all this
Before you wake up
So I can feel happier
To be safe up here with you

It's real early morning
No-one is awake
I'm back at my cliff
Still throwing things off
I listen to the sounds they make
On their way down
I follow him with my eyes 'till they crash
Imagine what my body would sound like
Slamming against those rocks

When it lands
Will my eyes
Be closed or open?

I go through all this
Before you wake up
So I can feel happier
To be safe up here with you


last night was the day after halloween,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, went to a party with Miles, was fun Amanda came.... that is all..........

i don't understand sometimes why people do certain things?
I know that i would not do what someone is doing right now. why because it's rude. it's mean. it hurts.
no one knows what i'm talking about so i will stop.
Bjork is rad
WEEN IS TOMMOROW!

November 01, 2003


sooo.............. last night was Halloween............ went to a party with Miles, was alright........ meh.........

October 27, 2003


January has Aprils' shower and 2 and 2 always makes a 5

are you hungry?


you can't teach a blind man to see




i LOVE rocky horror!
i can't believe you fools who don't like it!
FOOLS!
i pity the fool who doesn't like Rocky Horror.

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i want to move outta rez. like woah. rez sucks.
also, i want some chaps. cowboys are fun.
i also want a puffy skirt. i found one in kenstington for 25 dollars, but i only had 15.
Friday is halloween.
i saw this pair of chaps, they were awesome and they had a heart on them. cute.
i'm such a FREAK.
oh, Zacho.
oh, everyone else.
oh, friends of P.
oh, The Rentals.

October 26, 2003


Hot Hot Heat Dec 13th
Cuff The Duke Nov 7th
Ween Nov 3rd
who's comming?

ya'll are suckas

October 23, 2003


hey Zacho and Julia. I have found Dancing Days! I'm going there today!
Hot Hot Heat in december, all aged 16 bucks @ opera house not sure what day Julia you should come.
stars rock the hiz-house
2+2=5
that is all

October 21, 2003


i like Zach.

i like Julia.



wooooooooo today i went to St.Paul. yay
today i also got more tattoos yay
that is all.

October 17, 2003


i'm comming home Sunday, staying till Tuesday.
going to a party tonight at Carny's place in Toronto
went out for a rad beer meeting with Dave last night was much fun
bought pink legwarmers
yaaaa

October 16, 2003


Holy fuck dudes
i just saw Radiohead
holy shit mang
it was so amazing
*drool*
you don't even know! soooooooo good

October 15, 2003


i hope i can get to radiohead tommorow night!

October 13, 2003


from www.googlism.com some of you will know what this is, some won't go to the site and you will understand

ursula is an underwater robotic inspection system designed to inspect the welds in the reactor of a nuclear power plant (haha)
ursula is an expert on human mating behavior (oh man)
ursula is sitting alone and contemplating death(yup that'd be me)
ursula is a spy who has done things that deeply bother her conscience and eat at her soul (i TOLD you i was in the c.i.a.)
ursula is an inquisitive and experimental girl(i'd like to think so)
ursula is about to kill eric (this is to wierd. woah. stop being so wierd. now.)
ursula is a hip hop head (i do like to drop the occasional beat)
ursula is a widow (yup sometimes i am)
ursula is the greatest (duh)
ursula is deliciously wicked (bwahahaha)
ursula is in her fifties and has just been divorced (lets hope not)

October 12, 2003


msn is a piece of shit says:
yeah i like black, i'd like to get a pair of black girl dickies
msn is a piece of shit says:
but i'm to poor to buy anything
Hot Damn! says:
tell your parents you need food money
Hot Damn! says:
then buy them
Hot Damn! says:

Hot Damn! says:
ca-ching
msn is a piece of shit says:
my mom is comming here tommorow to bring me groceries
Hot Damn! says:
ooh
msn is a piece of shit says:
i dunno if i can scam any more cash off her this month
Hot Damn! says:
tell her you eat pants now
msn is a piece of shit says:
haha good idea
Hot Damn! says:
cuz your a vegan


i just found this high-larious.

"If two people who are stangers, as all of us are, suddenly let the wall between them break down, and feel close, feel one,this moment of oneness is one of the most exhilarating, most exciting experiences in life. It is all the more wonderful and miraculous for persons who have been shut off, isolated, without love. This miracle of sudden intimacy is often facilitated if it is combined with, or initiated by, sexual attraction or consummation. However, this type of love is by its very nature not lasting. The two persons become well acquainted, their intimacy loses more and more its miraculous character, until their antagonism, their disappointments, their mutual boredom kill whatever is left of the initial excitement. Yet, in the beginning they do not know all this: in fact, they take the intensity of the infatuation, this being "crazy" about each other, for proof of the intensity of their love, while it may only prove the degree of their preceding loneliness."
- the art of loving, erich fromm, 1953.


.yes i know i stole it off Julia's blog but i don't care fuck you.


tonight is the Secret Arcade potluck Thanksgiving dinner. maybe that'll make me momentarily not want to die. maybe someone will have a cigarette for me.

sometimes.... i..........just want to...... die

October 10, 2003


oooooooh my god.. Kid Koala was so amazing.. and Liderhosen Luciel was awesome to.. it blew my mind.. man, Kid Koala is the best dj i've seen in my life.. wow.. his new album is so awesome to.. and the book it comes with.. wow..

October 09, 2003


tonight is Kid Koala.. yay!
i'm going to the mall today to hang out resumes... i dunno what to wear... hmmm...

October 07, 2003


i fucking can't stand it when you are having a conversation with someone about something that kind of matters over msn and then they are like oh i have to go now and get offline. grrrrr.

soooooooo many good shows comming within the next month
Oct 7-Naomi Klien speaking in town
Oct 9-Kid Koala + Liderhosen Luciel
Oct 10-Constaintes + Sourkeys
Oct 16-Nada Surf + Death Cab For Cutie
Oct 24-Captured By Robots + Mayor McCa
Nov 3-WEEN!
Nov 7-Cuff The Duke

and this is the topper i know it's not within the next month butttttttttt
MAY 5-BIRGHT EYES, ARAB STRAPP, +


sometimes i look through the slots in my blinds and pretend the streetlights are stars and wonder why you aren't here.

i miss my dreadlocks so much right now. i've been missing them a lot this week..... *sigh*

October 06, 2003


every time you think you're walking your just moving the ground

every time you think you are talking you're just moving your mouth

Turn Your Back
Heart Attack!
Falling forward on your face do you ever feel misplaced?

mannnn Adult is SO good.

you sleep in a house with built in stairs...
coulda been me coulda been you nah nah nah

http://garthishot.MyPicGallery.com

howdy doody kiddies... i totally forget what i was going to say... you know how it is being a space cadet...

i want to start getting my arm tattooed.
so here is something i like
http://www3.sympatico.ca/nucooltattoo/japanese_fish.jpg

Sister don't reduce yourself


i had a good weekend, spent it with Erik... he's so great...

saw Raised Fist on Saturday night.. band from Sweden.. they were good but not really my taste..


October 03, 2003


GOD I HOPE MY ROOM MATE GETS OUT OF THE BATHROOM SOON.
I'm going to pee my pants.
and i'm NOT drunk.
i just gotta go.


are we there yet?
i gotta go...
i gotttttttta.

ARE WE THERE YET?!?
"don't make me turn this car around"


i'm so weird.

Then I got my wings and I never even knew it, when I was a worm thought I couldn't get through it! says:
what exactly is your nick name about
I *heart* the unicorns says:
the Unicorns are a band
I *heart* the unicorns says:
and i love them
I *heart* the unicorns says:
i saw them live last night for the first time and they rock my 80's legwarmers to the max

i have to use the bathroom and my room mate is in there showering with her boyfriend. oh please hurry up.

last night i saw the Unicorns and it was awesome.

I think I might e-mail some people today.

yeah.

October 01, 2003


If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...

why do people like Mark Fallon and Jake Hardonk, ect. send me forwards? as if i'm friends with them hahahaha


so, i'm for real gonna quit smoking.. i just had i hope what was my last one.. fucking smoking.. boo-urns..

September 30, 2003


ok seriously though guys, Julia, Zacho, whoever else wants to, come here for the Ween show, it's gonna be so cool..........

i'm dirty and sick... go me!
someone come over and make me soup.... and keep me warm....
whine whine bitch bitch...

i am still awesome

hahahaha


i WAS having a nice dream, untill my mom called and woke me up. i thought we were going out for lunch, but no, she just came and gave me some shite and left.. boo-urns to not getting lunch.. i wanted some gut-rot food damnit..

Bram might be comming to school at Humber that would be cool, I like Bram....
I need to start looking for a place to live in like February or March.... for May....
who wants to live with me?....
seriously....


yaaa....... what day is it.. Tuesday right... hmmm.... i have class soon...... at 1:30.... the maid was just here.... good old maid cleaning my kitchen and bathroom..... it would be boss if she did the dishes... i have a cold... and i have cookies... to bad they are not vegan.... suckers!..... i really have nothing usefull to say at this moment in time....

www.superbad.com
www.absurd.org
www.vectorpark.com

September 29, 2003


i must quit smoking.
hi everyone.
someone come visit me.
soon.

September 27, 2003


i had a good night last night. was fun. will tell more later perhaps. must ready myself for the wedding i need to be at in less then an hour.

September 26, 2003



9/26/2003 02:31:00 AM


9/26/2003 02:07:00 AM

September 25, 2003


EH! EH?!

ATTENTION EVERYONE
ok ok ok ok ok i'm going to freak out oh man oh man,,, ok ok.... get THIS................

WEEN!
a)put out a new awesome album
and
b) (this is the kicker) IS PLAYING TORONTO ON NOV 3
YES

it's a Monday night, tickets are 25 bucks. Zacho and Julia you must come. MUST. as well as anyone else who may be a secret Ween fan that i don't know about. but seriously. WEEN!


September 24, 2003


the clouds lookd mad cool right now

i'm going to be on much music, don't know when though

yup so today i went and got my haircut, and i wore a short skirt with spandex and leg warmers cause i'm so fashionably 80's yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

September 23, 2003


i finally uploaded the pics of me julia and zach from the day before i moved
www.elgarthogrande.mypicgallery.com

September 22, 2003


i made a new friend in res! he's so fun! he lives in my floor and we hang out and listen to music and talk, it makes me happy to have a like minded person who is a guy, and is nice.... yay.... we're gonna have monthy theme parties! yay! Zacho and Julia you guys should come to some!

September 21, 2003



oh man i LOVE K to the on-rad

Zachos new camera= AWESOME


me at home

me Julia and Teresa after out wonderful thrift store adventure

the place we're gonna buy and turn into a secret arcade, shh don't tell anyone

the beatles forever! and Zacho forever!

my van! (I wish)

Fraiser was wearing a Ween t-shirt! best EVER

this picture is so vintage looking....... wierd........ oh Zacho

aww the cat loves me.. not you.. ME

Zach posing as first mate Julia

the REAL first mate Julia

Le Captiane flanked by First Mate Julia

yesterday was so awesome and then so bad.
worst line ever "i really like you but i'm not ready for a commitment so i think we should just be friends from now on"
Wax Mannequin show was awesome. So awesome.
Except for creepy Peter staring at me. Watching me. Why?
I want to go home to Toronto today but i have to wait till tommorow.
At least i can get my yearbook tommorow.
i'm hungry.
this computer is shite.
and so are you.

September 20, 2003


cheerleader
You are Cheerleader. You are the leader. You never
die. You always look soooo good. Are the most
popularest ever.


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September 19, 2003


happy birthday Zach!

happy talk like a pirate day everyone!


September 18, 2003


last night was horrid... well... no... it was both the best and worst night since i moved here... i won't say why it was the best on here because of certain people who may read it, but if you want to know just ask me, i'll tell...

why it was bad: beer+wine+malt liquor(old english ghetto style yO)+the on campus pub = bad times.

it was one of those, "i'm never drinking again" kind of drunks.

ya.

guys on campus are sick. always with the buying you drinks and thinking that means they own you for the night or something.

that is all for now.

Tommorow i am comming to Brighton.

I'm comming to Brighton on Friday. For Zach's birthday. That is tommorow. Hopefully I will see everyone who is going to be down that weekend.

September 17, 2003


Your pirate name is:

Iron Bess Flint


A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!


Zacho's birthday and Talk Like A Pirate Day fall on the same date. sweeeet.


some random thoughts, i dunno where they came from:
i think it's funny that Julia is 17 and in University.
the fact that the trees outside my window are starting to change colour is affecting my mood.
i'm getting all lame a philosophical on myself today.
i'm listening to Beck.
That's why, I pay no mind. (I bet only Zach understand this one)
I think someone is knocking at my door, I'm not gonna answer it.
People at the bus stop outside the window look like hearding cows.
I like the bus stop outside the window, it takes me everywhere i need to go.
I don't like Starbucks.
I'm going to apply for a job at Starbucks in the next week.
I don't even think anyone reads my blog anymore.
My bedroom windoe says "FUCK U" on it, backwards so it can be read from the outside, been there since i moved in.
My room mates wall has footprints on it.
I'm hungry and that is good.
Monday I walked home in the rain.




This song is awesome

For You
(Coldplay)

If you're lost and feeling low,
Circumnavigate the globe,
All you have is hope.
And the way you seem to flow
Circumnavigate the globe,
I never seem to lose control,
With you.
Everyone of us is high,
Everyone of us is low,
Everyone of us is here,
How about you?
Your eyes are closed,
Your head held low,
Your eyes are closed.
Everyone of us is high,
Everyone of us is low,
Everyone of us has hope,
For you.

September 16, 2003


Where Is The Love by Black Eyed Peas=good song

Today: my room mate and I spent 80 bucks in the convience store.. that is to say we bought 4 bags of stuff in a convience store... and it was at the one in res to and they don't even have a good selection of stuff... haha oh man so much junkfood...
was late for class... due to lack of sleep which was due to confusion and stress caused by a boy and by myself... talked with Konrad and Zacho and Brad and Laruie (briefly)...

this is wierd: the room next to mine. the wall inbetween my room and the guy's beside mine is insulated, thus meaning it is soundproof. except. the outlet on the wall. there is no insulation (obviously) in the outlet so when i sit at my computer i can hear things through it. it's a very strange experience. but fun.

Where is Julia? does she not have the intronet yet? what the shit...

"Oh my fuck" best new phrase to be put into use by me, compliments of Shayna while drunk (shayna=Jay's girlfriend, Jay=singer of Exact Match, Exact Match=awesome band, me=nerd)

I am getting my hair cut soon, like maybe this week sometime... maybe this weekend... wait i don't have money... must call the mother

Currently I am listening to The Beatles (free as a bird), but earlier i sure was listening to ROCK LOBSTER.. rock lobster you say? FUCKING RIGHT

Radiohead=fucking awesome. for serious real mang.

"for serious real mang. " I cannot believe how lame i am

This week:
Tues.-that is today, i am sitting in front of the computer
Wed.-class, dinner with B-rad
Thurs.-class
Fri.-class, maybe a show or a TO fasion week event
Sat.-Sick Lipstick show maybe
Sun.-sleep, maybe Wavelength
Mon.-who the shit knows. i don't have class

yes i realize my week goes Tuesday-Monday. this is because Tuesday is the first day of class in the week, thus the first real day of the week in my twister gnome world.. o

ok i'll stop now with the stupid banter.......................................................................................